literary urinalysis

May 25 '12

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May 24 '12

AWFUL DOLPHINS

bogleech:

I DREW ALL THESE AWFUL FUCKING DOLPHINS

LOOK AT THESE PIECES OF SHIT

THEY HATE YOU

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May 24 '12

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May 24 '12

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May 8 '12

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May 7 '12

chefmoriartee:

i told my mom to fucking piss on me and she took my computer

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Apr 26 '12
  • val: you eat muppet shit

Apr 23 '12

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Apr 23 '12

“excellent multitasking skills,” i add to my resume while pissing and shitting at the same time

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Apr 18 '12

if i die prematurely, for fuck’s sake please don’t memorialize me with any form of decal on the back of your SUV. i will haunt the shit out of you. have some class.

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